The Two-Month Life Ruination Protocol

A systematic, data-driven approach to dismantling your existence in 56 carefully awkward days

Daily Awkwardness

56 days of progressively cringe-worthy tasks designed to systematically dismantle your social life

Financial Freefall

Daily exercises in poor financial decision-making and economic self-sabotage

Career Sabotage

Systematically destroy your professional reputation through daily micro-aggressions

How It Works

Month 1: Foundation of Failure

  • Days 1-14: Social awkwardness and mild financial ruin
  • Days 15-28: Career sabotage and health neglect

Month 2: Accelerated Collapse

  • Days 29-42: Digital demolition and legal entanglements
  • Days 43-56: Nuclear options and point of no return

What Our "Successful" Users Say

"Thanks to the daily tasks, I've successfully alienated all my friends and my family is concerned. Five stars!"

- Former HR Manager

"The awkward social interactions have made me unemployable. Finally, freedom from the 9-5 grind!"

- Ex-Software Engineer

"My credit score is now lower than my IQ, and my social life is a ghost town. Mission accomplished!"

- Aspiring Hermit